Kimmy K

Funny Animal Friday

Mayberry Moments

  • Jesus. Christ.

    I got this text from my best friend from college today (we’ll refer to her as Mom here on bg.com- long story; I’ll tell you another time). Back to the text.…

  • A Turkey Ten

    I have returned to MyCity after a fantastic holiday break, and I just wanted to throw out a quick post/recap. What better than a top ten list? Except this isn’t really…

  • Happy Turkey Day

    I just wanted to check in to wish you all a happy (belated) Thanksgiving. Like all of you, I’ve been busy with family events the past few days. Ya know, shootin’…

  • Montage of Mayhem in Mayberry

    Guys, I have been in Mayberry (well, the Mayberry area) for like three days and all kinds of shit has hit the proverbial fan. I survived a day of Extreme Hangover:…

  • And May All My Pain Be Champagne…

    Guys, do you know what this picture is? It’s the beginning what could be the best night of my life, that’s what. I mean, baked potato and bacon soup, a pumpkin…

  • Lazy McDaisy

    On Saturday, I was hanging out at home before watching football and getting ready to head to a wedding. I had my phone plugged in in my kitchen with Spotify playing…

  • I Can’t Do It

    Guys. I can’t decide. I’m giving you a list of my top favs and asking for mercy… *#1 Strutta *Sir Peahawk, Mayor of Mayberry *Patsy *Steve *Peggy LePlume I honestly want…

  • The Name Game

    This is a friendly reminder that your Goldenstein pet peacock name submissions are due tomorrow evening1. I am going to throw it out there that I am quite possibly one of…

  • Friday Night Lights

    Well, guys, I got a facial tonight. If you know Bev well, you know that I appreciate hair and makeup as much as the next lady, but beauty procedures are not…