Well, guys, I met up with a new friend for happy hour tonight, and revealed my secret identity to her. As I was explaining this here alter ego, I realized just…

OK, BevHive- 2 quick questions. a) On a scale of 1-10, how much does Spirit Airlines suck? Like, seriously.  b) Also on a scale of 1-10, how badly does Bev need…

I just set a reminder in my phone for March 22, 2018 to remind me to pack my Southwest drink tickets for my spring break trip. Happy Sunday, everybody. -Bev…

Bev is enjoying the first lazy Saturday she’s had since August, guys. It was going really well. I had a load of laundry in, I emptied my dishwasher, and made a…

If you knew one person who could somehow end up shooting shards of glass (plastic?) out of a hair dryer into her own face, who would it be? I’d give you…

Pretty fitting that my last post was bovine-themed because it turns out the color of my hyperlinks is now the same color as calfshit. I mean, I had all my colors…

Guys, Maude posted an epic throwback pic on the ol’ FB yesterday and I could never live with myself if I didn’t share it here for the world to see. You…

Most people sort their laundry pretty simply, right? Like… lights, darks, etc. What would you call a load consisting of the shoes you can’t soak the Fireball smell out of and…

My colorist took pictures of my hair and put them on her Instagram tonight, so any further communication and requests for Bev can be made at: kris.jenner@gmail.com Oh, and I’m also…

Well, I’m bringing this post to you from the brink of sanity- like I’m in the parking lot of an asylum, guys. Not literally, but you know what I mean. I…