Guys, remember Mouse? (If not, check here, here, here, and here– man, Mouse is a BG star!) Well, he hasn’t called or FaceTimed me lately, but he did add me on Snapchat.…

A friend of mine sent this to me from a St. Patrick’s Day parade and I honestly thought they made it for me because it’s the most accurate sign of all…

Well, guys, I wanted to wait to post this until I was sure Anastasia & Co. didn’t get food poisoning from my pie. Because that’s literally the only thing that hasn’t hit…

Well, guys, I’m just going to go ahead and spare you the “I’m busy” spiel, because while, yes, I am busy, the reality is that I’m probably not actually any busier…

Me, for the last six months or so (due to not watching a ton of TV and the miraculous invention of DVR, rarely sees full TV commercials): God, why is everyone…

Merry Christmas to all my dear readers. I wanted to pop in today for a quick update.  I hadn’t written about it, but due to some unforeseen circumstances, I was a…

Bev is back in the Mayberry area until early 2018 and so far, I have… -consumed one slice of Casey’s pizza. Also known as one percent of the slices of Casey’s…

You guys may or may not remember a pretty abhorrent hotel stay that Mama G, Maude, and I had. If you don’t remember it, you can check it out here, but…

Everyone has their favorite old family recipes that have been passed down through the generations. You know, Great Grandma Agnes’ chicken-n-noodles, Aunt Carol’s meatloaf, or Great Aunt Em’s caramel rolls. Well,…

Have you ever gone to an evening movie and (against your better judgement) consumed a 986 ounce Diet Coke? Have you ever then come home to sit on your couch by…