Beverly

I wish I could just drop this on y’all and you’d know exactly what I meant and what would be happening, but well, a major part of my audience is my mom, aunts, and their friends, and… they ain’t pickin’ up what I’m layin’ down, ya know? If you do know and understand the significance of this image, I’ll see ya back here tomorrow. Mom, keep reading.

Several years ago, Beyoncé dropped a surprise album. Like, no one knew it was happening until it just showed up on iTunes. The album was self-titled and the cover image is below.

So, see, what I’m trying to do here is to tell you one simple thing:

–Beverly Beverlé Goldenstein