It’s been a big week for Mama G’s side of the family (the Pages), as Uncle Bart and Aunt Sue moved off of the family farm where Uncle Bart has resided…

Yes, I know I missed last week. I was out of town and truly meant to bring my Small Town Sentinel on the plane with me, but I forgot and then…

In the span of one hour today, I: -spilled an entire Bloody Mary down the front of my white cabinets -set off the alarm at my friend’s house while I was…

I have to tell you guys- part of the reason I love this new weekly series is because STSS reminds me of TWSS (that’s what she said). And yes, I love…

Guys, I’m back with the second edition of #STSS and we’ve got some gold. For starters, someone in a 1998 Oldsmobile Intrigue outran the cops through four counties. On Christmas morning.…

This type of post (alternately titled Shit Smoke Goldenstein Says) could easily become a series here on BG, along with Funny Animal Friday, Spot Sue Saturday (coming back someday), and Small…

OK, guys, here it is. The first in the new series here at beverlygoldenstein.com. I’m not sure if it’ll take off or tank, but it’s been fun to put together so…

Well, guys, the time has come to spice things up here a bit at bg.com (and by spice things up, I mean actually post sometimes) and we’ve got a new series…

Guys, it seems that my dentist has gone missing. Not, like, I saw his name on the nightly news or anything, but I started thinking recently that I haven’t heard from…

Cousin Gertrude turned 30 this week and a big crew of family and friends had planned to head to a major city near Mayberry for a 90s-themed bar crawl, but the…