Well, it finally happened. I got a snow day. We won’t talk about how I was already at work when they called the snow day, literally turned around in the parking…

‘Making shit out of lots of stars.’  And yes, I am a little embarrassed that my own mother doesn’t know that it’s Khloe, but I’m going to blame that on her…

Well, I had a very stressful weekend.  Started out Friday night with getting an iPhone 6, and due to the bigger screen, my emojis are not in the same position on…

Maybe you thought I was kidding/exaggerating when I talked about my dad and his new shoes in the post earlier this week.  I wish. Buuuuuuuuut, I received a text from my mom,…

I know that everyone is freaking out about North West’s behavior in the front row at Kanye’s NYFW Adidas show. (News flash, people- she’s not even 2. She cries sometimes. How…

Well, I’ve mentioned a few times now that there’s a bit of a spider issue here at Casa de Goldenstein. The terror threat level was elevated from its previous orange to…

Well, the Goldensteins have left the building, and another successful weekend is in the books. Highlights from Mr. Goldenstein (we’ll refer to him here by his nickname, Smoke): -seeing him in…

Shout-out to bestie, Linda, for the best Valentine’s Day gift a single girl could ask for. Plus, now you can all say you saw a picture of a Valentine’s Day gift…

Well, it’s been a busy week around these parts.  Busy, like Tot Night last night. Tot Night = invite friends over, then make 3 bags of tater tots, put out a nacho-esque…

Yes, Mom. Still.   In other news, I came home from an 8+ hour brunch and opened my apartment gate’s latch into my face. More specifically, into my eye. Doubled over…