My bosses are gone tomorrow, so obviously, I’m celebrating by cracking open a fresh bottle of Sauvignon Blanc to ensure that I’m a complete pile of hungover shit tomorrow. I like…

I know, I know. Ben’s been MIA. You’ve been dying for her to come back. No, you haven’t. But Bev has been busy reentering the world of alcohol and cheese (and eating…

Who gets drunk and eats their Super Bowl snacks after the bars Saturday night? Hint: Rhymes with Meverly Moldenstein. -Bev…

As you may or may not know, I am coming to the end of a 28-day cleanse. This means that I have not consumed alcohol in the last 27 days. Or…

Bachelor Highlights of the Week (Part One) “Today I have to find a way to break out of my shyness.” (Jumps in lake topless) “I’m a camping virgin. I’m also a…

I babysat today, and the kids had a super busy weekend, so we mostly chilled (aka: we watched TV the entire three hours I was there). The kids were engrossed in…

I don’t know either. -Bev…

Bev’s Biography -Bev hoards Post-its. -Bev has an unabashed, flagrant, outrageous, unfiltered, eternal love for Kim Kardashian. If you ask her why, she doesn’t know. And she doesn’t apologize. -Bev likes…

Apparently, Barack gave a speech last night. I only know this because of others’ posts on Facebook, as I consider it a crime against myself to become involved in politics. That…

When I picture myself blogging, I envision myself as Carrie Bradshaw. I sit at a desk in a very chic NYC apartment, blogging away on my state-of-the-art Apple laptop. Sometimes, my…