Last night, I caught a fly by quickly closing it into my laptop. I felt like this (1:18 mark). Ancient proverb: Woman who catch fly with laptop accomplish anything. No beginner…
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Friday turned out to be the best day of my life. No, Kim isn’t leaving Kanye for Reggie. I met the owner of my favorite car. His name is Cody, and…
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Well, I wanted to keep this week’s Funny Animal Friday photo up my sleeve for a few weeks from now, because it’s one of my absolute favorites, but as fate would…
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Goes into Target for cheese and a Father’s Day card. Comes out with: $140 worth of shit for my nieces… and my cousin, Timmy’s new baby… and then cousin Gertrude’s…
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So, you know the internet address bar thingy where you type in the web address? And you know how sometimes it can also act as a Google search? Well, for some…
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For those of you who don’t have Twitter, this happened today: Somehow, the girl can receive free designer products, yet get trolled hard in one tweet reply. Do you, Kim.…
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So, as you may have already read here, Bev has several irrational fears. Some have been around for most of my life, and some are relatively new. While I don’t consider…
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Summer is fully upon us, and we all know that can bring on a lot of construction. And nobody knows that as well as this ol’ fella, out there workin’ like…
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As you all can imagine, I am absolutely beside myself with the news of Kim’s second baby. (Yes, I prefer to think of it as just hers) Rumors are swirling that…
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Sometimes, I get drunk and come home and bust into my Trader Joe’s mini chocolate-covered ice cream cones. And then, sometimes, I wake up in the morning and stumble through my…