Kimmy K

Funny Animal Friday

Mayberry Moments

  • F.A.F. 2

    In honor of two big social events for Bev this weekend (Friday: backyard beer garden party, Saturday: Fawn’s bachelorette), I present the second F.A.F. ….. I don’t care what you say.…

  • Crafting

    Bev is attempting a craft for one of her weekend parties tonight. This basically translates into…. Bev trying to answer an age-old question: Is one more likely to glue their hand…

  • Shakespearean Bev

    How do I love my landlord/upstairs roommate/new friend? Let me count the ways. -Bev…

  • F.A.F. (Rain Delay)

    Today marks a new beginning here on beverlygoldenstein.com- the start of a series. The dawn of a new day. The birth of a new baby. The takeoff of a new tier. We’re…

  • I’m a Woman Now

    I grew up today, y’all. Finally went into the doctor’s office, and it turns out, this ‘summer cold’ is actually something medical professionals dub ‘bronchitis’ and I am actually thankful to…

  • Uncle Bart For The Win

    Bev is still feeling pretty under the weather over here (damn you summer colds), and has been having one HELL of a time sleeping the last few days. I decided to…

  • Good News

    Well, the good news is, (based on how this cold is not going away), I don’t think I’ve reached the age of having two-day hangovers. The bad news is, I’ve reached…

  • Memorial Day Movies

    Rented American Sniper tonight. It was between that and 50 Shades of Grey. Just kidding, I would never watch that trash. It was actually between American Sniper and not renting a…

  • Self-Induced or Nah?

    When you wake up Monday morning, and you’re not sure if your cold is getting worse, or if you’ve officially reached the age of two-day hangovers. Memorial Day Weekend, 2015.  -Bev…

  • Subway’s Good Samaritan

    Have you ever been so hungover that the Subway employee asks you if you need ibuprofen while he makes your sandwich? At 3 pm? Yeah, there was a time in my…