Last night, I caught a fly by quickly closing it into my laptop.
I felt like this (1:18 mark).
Ancient proverb: Woman who catch fly with laptop accomplish anything.
No beginner luck.
-BevSon
P.S. – Somehow the fly actually lived, but acted like I do at 11:30 on a Saturday night, so I had to further smush it into a paper towel and then throw it away.
The good news is, the computer was free of fly guts. I like to think Mr. Miyagi was watching out for me.
7 Comments
Hattori Hanzo
July 9, 2015 at 8:11 pmDid I mention Johnny’s sensei was a dick?
Maude
June 30, 2015 at 7:10 amIt probably comes from all those genes from Grandma R – catching flies with her hands into her 80s. Reflexes – yo.
Hattori Hanzo
June 28, 2015 at 8:41 pmYou’re the best around, and nothing’s ever gonna keep you down.
beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
June 29, 2015 at 6:18 pmWax on.
Hattori Hanzo
June 28, 2015 at 2:02 pmJohhny’s sensei was such a dick.
Hattori Hanzo
June 26, 2015 at 2:22 pmMr. Miyagi does watch over you.
Such calmness as opposed to a fool yammering about “Strike First, strike hard. No mercy, sir!”
God, Johnny’s sensei was such a dick.
Karate for defense only.
Edith
June 23, 2015 at 9:06 pmShoo fly, don’t bother me. Shoo fly, don’t bother me…