You know you’ve been on a pretty wild eating and drinking spree when you go to lunch and order a Diet Coke instead of a Coors Light, and you basically feel…
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Well, spring break kicked off the way we knew it would (me, getting wasted Saturday night and Sunday, potentially losing a pair of gold hoops [they’ll turn up- they always do],…
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Last Easter, I made Jesus proud. I plan to outdo myself this year. Headed to brunch in my second day makeup, like all good Christians do. -Bev …
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OK, we’ve come to the conclusion of #SSS, but I saved one gold mine for you all… I’d like to clarify that Aunt Sue is definitely not stoned. She had been to…
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Bev, making plans for spring break week. Ha, I wish. This is actually Maggie, Fawn’s childhood dog. She used to dress her up/pose her and take Polaroids. This was at least…
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“Non-essential travel is not advised.” Brow appointments and booze runs are definitely essential travel. -Beverly Goldenstein …
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She’s baaaaaaaaaack. Again, if this isn’t funny to you, just imagine one of your aunts on vacation while your uncle just takes unauthorized pictures of her all day. It’s hilarious. -Bev…
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“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Helen. I don’t wear women’s sh…” Keeping Up With The Katdashians. Yeah, I went there. -Bev…
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Quick Bev Updates: I spent Saturday Ubering to and from a first birthday party, because I am the most responsible irresponsible person you know. Cody is alive and well! I found him…
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Did this week kick anyone else’s ass? Like, I’m Ronda Rousey and this week is that Holly chick. I’m Lindsey Lohan and this week is… life. I’m Susan Lucci and this…