Now, I honestly can’t say I’ve been waiting for this day, or to make this joke… But, as I like to say… If the shoe fits, I’mma lace that bitch up…
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Y’all thought I was lying about that Black Velvet last night, didn’t ya? Thanks, cousin-in-law, Keith, for the update… AND, the Henning House got wi-fi. Mayberry is LIT tonight, bruh. -Bev…
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Well, it’s not every day that you call your mom and she asks if she can call you back because she’s havin’ a few beers with Uncle Bart and Aunt Sue.…
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It’s no secret here (or anywhere) that Bevvy G hates dogs. Like, for real, hates. This is a loaded hatred. It’s not easy to live with… For starters, when you hate…
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When you’re on Post Spring Break Half Detox, and you allow yourself a Skinny White Chocolate Mocha on Friday morning…. I wish I liked coffee that didn’t cost five American dollars,…
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We all have those one or two drinks that kinda kill us, right? Like, maybe, for at least three years, whenever you tasted Sunny Delight, you tasted Crown Royal, and wanted…
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As I was leaving the gym today, some bitch almost clipped me, because she was cutting the corner, and I immediately yelled, “You corner-cuttin’ sonofabitch!” which is one of Smoke Goldenstein’s…
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Six days post spring break, and I’m six days into a quasi-dryout. I wish dryout meant, like, I could run my liver through the dishwasher, throw that bad boy on a…
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Meet Clint. Clint is gay, but not ‘out’ to his family (except for his favorite brother, Amos). Clint and Amos’ parents are incredibly conservative Trump supporters, and he’s scared they’ll shoot…
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This is apparently a seal, being presented with a birthday fishcake. This is also me, this week, with all the birthday love from my friends and family. Replace those minnows with…