I never simultaneously hate and love myself as much as I do when I forget to pack a sports bra (or shoes, or pants…) in my gym bag and can’t work…
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Well, NOLA didn’t disappoint (obviously), but I’ll keep the recap here short and sweet… (mostly because I went to bed at 5:30am both nights I was there, and well… Bev ain’t 22…
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Dear Turbo Tax, No, I didn’t get married, buy a house, or have a child this year. Did you? -Bev…
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Here’s the next set. (They’re home now, so the Bart Snapchats have significantly slowed) Sue at a church. Bart and Sue. At an opera house in Buenos Aires, as you can…
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When you read this, I will either be on a plane to (or touched down in) New Orleans, Louisi-frickin’-ana. You all know how I feel about that place. I’ll be drinking, eating,…
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I found the purple lid. It was in my spice rack. Obviously. In other news, my coworker and I bought an electric water kettle on Amazon, and it came in this…
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On the rare occasion that I’m not a) suffering from a soul-crushing hangover, or b) brunching to create a soul-crushing hangover, ol’ Bev here, like many others, does like to spend…
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So, Uncle Bart and Aunt Sue are on an amazing month-long South American vacation. Which is awesome. Uncle Bart is obsessed with Snapchat. Also awesome. When you put these two things together,…
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Tell me this dog isn’t your mom, looking at you over her bifocals. Or your aunt. Which is funny, because, for some reason, this dog reminds me of my Aunt Judy.…
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“You learn something new every day.” Today, I learned that bills for broken elbows hurt more than broken elbows. #BevStartsAGoFundMePage #AndSpendsItAllOnBooze #CanIHustleMoreThanKanye? #AtLeastItsNationalMargaritaDay #Dont #Get #On #A #Hoverboard -Bev…