Epic weekend in the books. Started out with half a bottle exploding in my kitchen (not me), and just ended with a fall while quasi-surfing on a doubled up air mattress, trying…
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My friend, Melva, gets into town this evening. We are not good influences on each other, and, well… just… I don’t know who’s Walt and who’s Jesse, but here’s hoping we…
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I recently worked out with a fairly young, fairly cute girl with a more than fairly terrible mullet haircut. It was totally awesome, though, because I spent the entire 60-minute class…
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I don’t live near MamaG, so I’m not able to celebrate Mother’s Day with her (at a pizza joint like Maude did yesterday), so I had to find another way to…
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This week’s F.A.F. is all of us… Like, is that not you at the airport? Yes, I am just going to sit here, sipping this overpriced Chardonnay, and judge everyone around me.…
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Oh, yeah, it’s Cinco de Mayo, y’all. You’re probably thinking that I heart this day due to the almost-mandatory margarita consumption. You’re wrong. (though I don’t hate that part) I heart…
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This week’s F.A.F. is another ‘real life’ dog that I have met. Meet Zoey. Zoey is extremely hyperactive, and the best underbite you’ve ever seen in your life. Zoey belongs to…
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You know what’s bullshit? GLAD Press & Seal is bullshit. I keeeeeeeeeeep pressin’. And it ain’t sealin’. -Bev…
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I know some of you (OK, like three of you) really loved and miss Spot Sue Saturday. Well, you’re in luck. Some of my high school friends attended a wedding a…
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You know who owns this cat? The Trader Joe’s worker who made the bestworst joke of all time yesterday. I went in to TJ’s, solely to pick up some smoked salmon…