Guys, between Uncle Bart’s F.A.F. and Bev’s Summer Kickoff Bender (that was a wild one, man), it’s been two weeks since you had a Bev F.A.F! Are you okay? I’m sorry. Really, I…
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Number of miles (round-trip) that I walked to the grocery store and back tonight: one. Number of (fenced-in) dogs that triggered my overactive startle reflex, nearly causing me to drop my…
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We’ve reached a point in life where I just plan to wear last night’s makeup to today’s brunch. -Bev P.S.- I know there was no F.A.F. I’m just tryna survive the…
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There are other people in this world who go to bed solely because they’re trying not to eat more, right? -Bev…
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You might remember my Uncle Bart. If you don’t, you can read about him here and here, and you do know that he is solely responsible for Spot Sue Saturday. You might also…
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And by ‘rain’ I obviously mean ‘white wine’ delay. Bev’s got happy hour plans, y’all, and this week’s F.A.F. isn’t ready. It’s a good one, though, as it includes Bev’s first…
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I think I just got hit on by a mid-fifties cashier at the grocery store by him giving me $11 worth of cherries for free, and I’m headed to brunch in a “Viva…
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I don’t know much, but I do know that I am about 70% less likely to get in an automobile accident while driving drunk than I am to get in one…
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Get it together, Mike. Jesus. -Bev…
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I just stopped at Trader Joe’s on my way home, and was trying out the sample (lentil salad with parmesan crips and feta), and pretending to look at the ingredients like…