2017 is starting off very well here in Mayberry, and I hope you all had a great first day as well. This has been the busiest holiday season of my whole…
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I put on jeans today and they zipped easily/comfortably, and it might have been the best part of my 2016. However, I am going on a small town/rural/country road trip/bar crawl…
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OK, all, I am rising above all the Christmas cookies and Coors Lights I’ve been consuming to bring you a very important (albeit very brief) post. It’s MamaG’s 60th birthday, y’all!…
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Pro of the Day: I have one full suitcase packed and ready to head to Mayberry. Its contents? Pajamas, gifts, my Cravings cookbook, and self-tanner. In the case of an apocalypse,…
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If anyone is wondering what your girl has been up to for the last thirteen days, here’s a little glimpse. Saturday night, I went to a holiday liquor exchange. You know, bring…
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Kim, they told me, Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum, A big-ass ring to see, Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum, Kanye’s best gift to you, Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum What did you think I’d do? Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum Take it and run, Take it and…
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Oh Kim, don’t be faithful Leave his ass while you can Oh KimYe, Oh KimYe, just throw in the towel. Kim, rise above him, Born the King of Assholes; O Kim, will you…
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It’s beginning to look like Rob ate Kylie- Wouldn’t bother me! Get rid of that little ho, she and her lip kits can go, Her fake lips and boobs cause me…
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Go tell it on the mountain, Over the hills and everywhere, Go tell it on the mountain, That Bruce Jenner’s a girl. While Kris J kept her watching O’er daughters in…
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Deck the balls like it’s still Reggie, Fa la la la la la la la! Someone give Kanye a wedgie, Fa la la la la la la la! Take the kids and…