Holy crap, guys. I don’t know anything about blogging. Like, I am a 33-year-old educated women and I’m not sure I’ve ever felt more daft than I did in the week…
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Bev is back with a brand new look, y’all. (Hopefully, you noticed that) My tech team and I have been hard at work for a little less than a week to…
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OK, lovely readers. As I’ve mentioned a few times, Bev is ready to undergo a serious transition. I’ve been taking the pills for months now, and it’s finally time for the surg-…
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This is a public service announcement. Taco Bell no longer serves baja sauce. I repeat: Taco Bell no longer serves baja sauce. Taco Bell, you’re dead to me. -Bev Remember when Smoke…
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If you haven’t heard, I went on a small-town dive bar crawl for New Year’s Eve, and I had the most fun I’ve had in years on that dumbass holiday. What…
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You know how sometimes things are really funny when they happen and then you tell someone about the really funny thing and they just stare at you? I feel like that…
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Look, y’all… Say whatcha wanna say ’bout Kim K (poet, didn’t know it!). But Rob looks like a muppet and posts like a 7th grade girl. Stop, Rob. Stop Rob. Stop…
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OK, friends, life has mostly returned to normal, and this week will be dedicated to updating you on celebrating the holidays with the Goldenstein/Page clan in Mayberry. It was a great…
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Well, friends, the time has come. I’ve dwindled to the end of the funny animal photos that I found in my phone about two years ago, and I’ve decided to lay…
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Me, over the last two weeks: “Have the cookie, Bev. It’s Christmas!” “Skip the workout, Bev. You don’t get to see your nieces everyday, you know!” “Get drunk (again), Bev. Your…