I didn’t go to the gym yesterday, but I did try on my outfit for an upcoming wedding, which required me putting on a pair of pantyhose (is there a worse…
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There’s an NBA player whose last name is Jokic, and I don’t know if he’s good or bad or crazy, but I keep seeing the name on the news and on…
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Some of you may be wondering just how much of a shitshow Bevvy here actually is. You’re thinking to yourself, there have to be days where this woman is a successful…
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You know what the worst thing about the Patriots is? Tom Brady’s smug ass? No. Bill Belichick and his sweatshirt sleeves? No. Pats. And the fact that people pronounce that in…
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In the last five minutes, I have: *sneezed so hard I came within what had to have been a millimeter of a wall corner. *opened a loaf of bread to grab…
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Bev calls in ‘sick’ Thursday and spends the day in her bed/on her couch, doing absolutely nothing. Bev wakes up feeling like shit Sunday morning. It never fails. It’s like God…
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MamaG’s Instagram STAYS lit, y’all. -Bev P.S.- Don’t worry; the Tupperware has been located. It was at cousin Gertrude’s house this whole time. Don’t worry about who left it there.…
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Happy Anniversary, Bev! I don’t know what I would do without you in my life for the last two years. Cheers to forever! This gives us all a reason to drink…
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*That’s a bag update, if you didn’t know. I can’t find the unicorn bag. Linda can’t find the unicorn bag. I can now find it in the cognac and smoky blue…
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Bev loves a good pun. Whether she’s the giver or the taker, she takes more delight in the word play than the average bear. You can read some of her past…