Kimmy K

Funny Animal Friday

Mayberry Moments

  • Just Workin’ on my Fitness

    I didn’t go to the gym yesterday, but I did try on my outfit for an upcoming wedding, which required me putting on a pair of pantyhose (is there a worse…

  • A Sphincter Say What? Exactly.

    There’s an NBA player whose last name is Jokic, and I don’t know if he’s good or bad or crazy, but I keep seeing the name on the news and on…

  • Sorry, Maude

    Some of you may be wondering just how much of a shitshow Bevvy here actually is. You’re thinking to yourself, there have to be days where this woman is a successful…

  • The Triumvirate?

    In the last five minutes, I have: *sneezed so hard I came within what had to have been a millimeter of a wall corner. *opened a loaf of bread to grab…

  • It Never Fails

    Bev calls in ‘sick’ Thursday and spends the day in her bed/on her couch, doing absolutely nothing. Bev wakes up feeling like shit Sunday morning. It never fails. It’s like God…

  • LostAndFoundGram

    MamaG’s Instagram STAYS lit, y’all. -Bev P.S.- Don’t worry; the Tupperware has been located. It was at cousin Gertrude’s house this whole time. Don’t worry about who left it there.…

  • Dos Años

    Happy Anniversary, Bev! I don’t know what I would do without you in my life for the last two years. Cheers to forever!  This gives us all a reason to drink…

  • Bagdate

    *That’s a bag update, if you didn’t know. I can’t find the unicorn bag. Linda can’t find the unicorn bag. I can now find it in the cognac and smoky blue…

  • Pun Fun

    Bev loves a good pun. Whether she’s the giver or the taker, she takes more delight in the word play than the average bear. You can read some of her past…