As much as Maude and I like to make fun of MamaG for her Yorkman’s addiction and in-store antics (see here and here), the store does come up with the occasional…

Guys, I know that you all like to hear Smoke Goldenstein stories (and I like to tell them!) but I’ve gotta share a story from another one of my favorite Mayberrians…

The good news is, I’ve discovered that if you spot a mouse in your home, you will finally be motivated to stay late at work to finish the stuff that has…

It’s been five years since I posted and I’ll save you the I’veBeenUpAt4:30amAlmostEveryDayForTheLastMonth spiel, and try to get my tired ass in gear (I know you miss me). But for now,…

From California to Colorado, from Omaha to Chicago, from Nashville to Charleston, literally every social media post I have seen today pertains to the eclipse. Which is cool, because, like, science…

Remember that time that I accidentally sent Maude (my) twelve boxes of Kleenex? If you don’t you should definitely click that link, but if you do, then you may find some…

I wasn’t even going to post today, but then I set bacon on fire on my grill, and I felt like you guys should know. Bacon. On fire. Like, flames. -Bev…

Guys! I’m alive! I’m living and breathing and I still pay for this web space! I’m sorry I’ve been AWOL, but this time of year can be a little hectic for…

MamaG is taking Maude and Bev on a shopping trip today, which presents a perfect opportunity to unleash something out of my arsenal- a post I’ve had waiting in the wings…