Dougherty. Sweet, sweet Dougherty. Why so much love for Dougherty, you ask? Well, you may remember the Dougherty pop machine fiasco (if not, read here) which I don’t think I ever…

All right, we’re here for Small Town Spotlight #3, and it’s Arendale’s time to shine. I have to preface this one by saying that I honestly think I’ve only been to…

Swale is the subject of our second edition of Small Town Spotlight, and, while it was also a part of the former rival high school, I don’t hate it nearly as…

I’m kicking off Small Town Spotlight Saturdays with Rockdale because it’s my least favorite of the eight towns to be highlighted. Rockdale and Swale were their own high school (and our…

Some of my most popular posts here involve telling stories of Mayberry and the completely arbitrary but oh-so-amusing stories of Mayberrians and their shenanigans. I decided I wanted to take a…

I wish I could just drop this on y’all and you’d know exactly what I meant and what would be happening, but well, a major part of my audience is my…

It needs a special toilet?  Oh, it’s a scam. Wait, what? -Beverly “Things That Make Ya Go Hmmmm” Goldenstein…

This was before the cops came. (Kidding. They were already there.) KIDDING. But Good Lord, UB. -Beverly “Officer, There’s a Grown-Ass Man in the PlayPlace” -Goldenstein…

Dearly beloved, WHEN are we going to collectively realize that cruises are crime-laden murder boats (not to mention freakin’ breeding grounds for DROPLETS and DISEASE) and make a universal pact to…

Name someone you know who would wake up early (without an alarm) and decide to get a few hours’ worth of a head start on work, then throw caution to the…