Uncle Bart and Aunt Sue babysit. For reference, Liv is cousin Gert’s daughter. You may remember her from this epicness. -Beverly “Who Wants to do the Fast Food Taste Test With…

Somethin’ ain’t right on the technical side over here at bg, so it’s Daily Mail Monday on Thursday, and I don’t wanna hear about it, OK? ************************************** I’m not about to…

I was recently invited to a backyard happy hour/hangout that I really didn’t want to attend, so (naturally) I lied to the hostess and said I already had plans to go…

Here’s a little story about a real lime crime I recently saw being committed. A real missed opporboozity. Someone really failing to captequilize on a lot of money. A true a-salt on…

Oh for the love of God. -Beverly “Just Stop” Goldenstein…

But do you guys think a crazy dog owner bit its balls and that’s how it got spooked? -(Barnum and) Beverly Goldenstein…

Sent around 1 am from Buenos Aires.  -Beverly “He’s the Next Rick Steves” Goldenstein P.S.- How many of you are singing, “Buenos Aires, Argentina” in your Capital Rock voice?…

Dog owners are the worst. Right up there with dental hygienists. -Beverly “Let. It. Go.” Goldenstein…

While we’re on the subject of Smoke Goldenstein fixing shit for people, I thought this might be a good time to share another story of his heroics. This one took place…

Remember how Uncle Bart is a seed salesman? Well, sometimes he’s asked to appear in seed ads for the company. And sometimes he wears pleated jeans to do so. -Beverly “That’s…