Kimmy K

Funny Animal Friday

Mayberry Moments

  • Windy City Wundown

    I’ll spare you the full details of my trip this time, because my guess is that you can all surmise what happened to Bev in Chicago. *Yes, my Chi friends are…

  • ChiTown

    I head to Chicago tomorrow night for a long four day weekend, and the excitement is mounting. A weekend reuniting with some of my college besties, as well as some important events…

  • Beverly’s Ballot

    Isn’t it cute how I’ve had this sitting on my counter for two weeks? Like, I’m going to… do something with it? Laugh out loud. -Bev…

  • Weekend Update

    Saturday: 10 hour brunch with a big group of besties. Somehow, I spent $3.50 + $12 on an Uber, and came home with an extra $27 in my purse.  Quote of…

  • Drive-By

    As I was leaving work yesterday, I was nearly taken out by an old woman in velour, on a motorized cart, wielding 3 bags bulging with junk food from 7-11. It…

  • R.I.P.

    A very special man from Bev’s hometown passed away this week, and while I didn’t know him well, he is a close friend’s grandpa, and all-around badass. Picture an 80+-year-old farmer/laborer…

  • Earth Day

    Bev celebrated Earth Day like every other red-blooded, non-hippie, omniverous American. *I took two showers. Solely because it’s roughly the temperature of the sun in my workplace, and I figure they’re saving…

  • Still Miss Goldenstein

    Around noon today, I thought that the funniest part of my day was going to be the two dudes in front of me at Chik-fil-a who ordered $35 of food (happy…

  • Movies

    A little-known fact about Bev: I kinda hate movies. But I often try to force myself to like movies, because it seems like most people do. (Like Bev is like most people,…

  • Coachella

    Am I the only person on this planet who feels like…. it’s always Coachella? Like, wasn’t it Coachella like a month ago? And last weekend? And this weekend? 4th of July…