Kimmy K

Funny Animal Friday

Mayberry Moments

  • Bev’s Christmas Card

    Merry Christmas, Bev readers. I will be spending lots of time eating outrageous amounts of food and drinking astronomical amounts of wine, but I wanted to make sure I gave you,…

  • The Virgin Mary

    Tonight, I’ll be doing a legit throwback Thursday… Smoke and MamaG’s church (which has been my family’s church for decades) is closing soon, and tonight is the ‘last hurrah’ as far…

  • The Brunch That Began All Brunches

    Today is my family’s annual Christmas brunch. I know, I know… oh, Bev with another drunch story. But this is like, the original. Like, the brunch that made me love brunch. And what…

  • Home for the Holidays, Part II

    Sorry for the lack of a post yesterday, but I’ve been spending quality time with my nieces. And by spending quality time, I mean a) telling them to stop licking each…

  • Home for the Holidays Numero Uno

    Well, I’ve been on ‘vacation’ for less than 24 hours, and let’s just say, if you aren’t a subscriber, you might wanna click the button to receive these emails, at least…

  • Peacockin’ F.A.F.

    Yesterday, I received six (count ’em- SIX) holiday cards1 and I realized I have eaten tater tots eight out of the last nine days. Tater tots for breakfast… absolutely delicious, and consequently,…

  • Kim posted this bullshit…. I mean, say what you wanna say, but this is easily the most annoying thing she’s ever done. Then…. as I crawled into bed last night after my…

  • Snow Day

    Woke up to an unexpected snow day today, which is obviously just an early Christmas gift from above. I posted a little diddy on FB, and within thirty minutes, had these…

  • Back to the Future?

    We live in a world where I actually just thought I could Google “Where did I put my checkbook that goes with my savings account so I can write myself a…

  • Christmas Shopping

    Well, I spent one of the last days/nights of Hanukkah doing what every good half-Jew does: Christmas shopping. I know. But being bireligious is hard sometimes, and I needed to get some…