Dear Social Media World, The Powerball winners aren’t sharing with you. If I gave a flying shit about the debates, I would turn on that big black box in my living…
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I met up with my good friend, Norbert Mulligan last night for a few margaritas. Norbert is a former coworker, and we made this happy hour plan on Tuesday night, after…
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First week back to work got me like… Is it time for Super Bowl parties yet? I miss cream cheese. -Bev Update: Well, shit. Yes, I AM into the rosè and…
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I’ve been thinking about rearranging and redecorating my bedroom lately… nothing major, just maybe new nightstands (I’ve had one from Walmart for eight years. Upgrade, Bev. Upgrade. New ones are coming…
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Well, I’ve been back in MyCity for about 24 hours, and the reality of reality is setting in. My three huge bags are unpacked, my vacation mail is sorted, and my…
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Can we all agree that 2016 is the year that people stop doing things like letting injured squirrels live in their Christmas trees? Can we? Can we? -Bev…
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It’s time for all the ‘New year, new me’ bullshit. While millions of people around the world are making promises to lose weight, I find this an opportune time to pitch…
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You know all those little funny comics on Facebook and Pinterest about the women, wandering Target alone with Starbucks cups in hand? And how they’re all moms escaping their children? Children could also…
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My nieces are here in Mayberry, visiting for a few days, and my parents and I were spinning the jump rope for my older niece, Margaret, to ‘jump in’ when ol’…
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I feel like you, my dear readers, need a followup post on the The Virgin Beverly… Mostly because ol’ Bev here was so close to a goat1 that I could hear…