Sainty Baby, slip your mom my phone number, please, oh please.
Been an awful good girl.
Sainty Baby, just get Bev’s digits into the phone.
Sainty Baby, Mom and Bev are drunk again- oh no- oh yes!
I’ll wait up for her, dear.
Sainty Baby, just get Bev’s digits into the phone.
-Beverly SantaClausenstein
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7 Comments
MamaG
December 9, 2016 at 11:43 amWill skip the raunchy one. I hope it doesn’t have the tune of a hymn?
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December 10, 2016 at 6:45 amI’ll let you know when not to read…
Petunia Smalls
December 7, 2016 at 7:43 pm1. How long does it take you to come up with these? #newjobassongwriter
2. Before i fixed my typos, that # read”newjobasDongwriter
3. Shouldnt this start on the 12 or 13th if it’s 12 days. Are you allowing some “forgetful” days?
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December 8, 2016 at 6:15 amPetunia!
1) not that long actually (depends on how many drinks I’ve had… Leinenkugel’s Pumpkin Shandies played large part in most of these )
2) I think I’d make a great dongwriter
3) I am so glad you asked because I forgot to include why I’m posting now, and now leading up to ACTUAL Christmas… 1-I’m scared of a ‘big event’ happening after I’ve written the songs and then having them not match up with current events. I’m obviously hoping that ‘big event’ is Kim leaving Kanye… 2- I feel like MamaG may kill me if I wrote a raunchy Kardashian post on Christmas Eve (there’s a real raunchy one coming up…)
Petunia Smalls
December 7, 2016 at 7:42 pm1. How long does it take you to come up with these? #newjobassongwriter
2. Before i fixed my typos, that # read”newjobasDongwtiter
3. Shouldnt this start on the 12 or 13th if it’s 12 days. Are you allowing some “forgetful” days?
Henrietta
December 7, 2016 at 5:12 pmMy fav so far!
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December 8, 2016 at 6:15 amGlad you liked, Henrietta! Stay tuned! There’s plenty more where this came from!