I was recently using ‘live chat’ to communicate with a customer service rep for a program I have to use for work. (shout out live chat and not having to sit…
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I’ve heard Ghetto Superstar on the radio like three times in the past month, which makes me think that God is smiling down upon me, and that I’m going to win…
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This week’s F.A.F. is pretty special, as it’s the third in a series that features a very dysfunctional, yet extremely fun, family of apes. You’ve already had the pleasure of meeting Chad and Mikey…
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My youngest niece, Norma, started Pre-K recently, and my sister sent me this little greeting from Norma’s teacher: Look, I try not to judge, man. (no, I don’t) But let’s be real: this…
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I very unexpectedly had one of the best moments of my life yesterday. First of all, my team won a big game (not that unexpected), but during that game is when…
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You have probably noticed by my lack of posts (or, for some of you, by the lack of annoying emails) that Bev has been pretty busy this week, and you’re right.…
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Question: How many Beverly Goldensteins does it take to correctly replace smoke alarm batteries? Answer: Unknown. Because it’s unknown if one Beverly Goldenstein correctly replaced the smoke alarm batteries. -Bev P.S. Please…
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As you can tell (or maybe already knew), I get irrationally excited for football season. And while I own several pieces of team logo paraphernalia, (and religiously buy $100-$200 more in…
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Well, it’s the most wonderful time of the year… it’s college football season! This means it’s time for Bloodies, 8 a.m. beers, crisp leaves, pumpkin-flavored crap, and cooler temperatures. For me…
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For some reason, my email settings must be off, and I have been receiving a heinous amount of spam this week. Most of it doesn’t get a second look, obviously, but…