Kimmy K

Funny Animal Friday

Mayberry Moments

  • Two Drink Minimum

    Well, I finally cracked, and went to the chiropractor. That’s all. I’ve just been waiting all day to crack that joke. SEE WHAT I’M DOING HERE? -Bevvy…

  • The Startle Struggle

    For those of you who know me, you know that I have a more exaggerated ‘startle’ reaction than most people. Car horns, unexpected loud blasts of music, etc. My reactions vary…

  • New Season

    Well, a new season of KUWTK starts tonight, and I feel like a “Top 10” (or Top HoweverManyDamnFamilyMembersThereAre) list is in order. I have decided to rank the Kardashian family members (including some…

  • Winding Down

    Well, college football season is winding down (say it ain’t so), and I feel like my readers haven’t gotten a real look at the life of Bevvy G from September to November. I…

  • F.A.F.

    Tell me you didn’t sing it. -Bev *For those of you who actually didn’t sing it.  *YouTube credit: TygaVEVO Oh, Tyga. We all know you and your girlfriend are more ‘Wack City’ than…

  • Oh, Kim

    Kim’s getting ready to do a ‘messy hair tutorial’ (see below), which is so weird because I was just getting ready to do the same! (see below) (I’m the second picture, by…

  • Keeping Up

    Remember how, when you were little, and an inappropriate part came on in the movie, and your mom would either fast forward it, or make you cover your eyes? Yeah, I…

  • It Happened One Night

    What happened, you ask? I became the old crotch at Target.  Remember when you were in middle/high school, and you went to Target and acted like a total asshole? And there…

  • F.A.F. ON TIME

    Today’s F.A.F. is brought to you by Bev having a terrifying dream, and actually getting up early enough to post before she leaves for work. (Also, it’s Friday, and I’m slapping…

  • High Hopes

    Whenever I have a day off (like I did today), I plan so many things in my head. Scrub the floor, clean out my closet, go through old mail, do all…