Kimmy K

Funny Animal Friday

Mayberry Moments

  • Halloween Inception?

    Bev is not into Halloween, in general (it’s one of those amateur holidays, where the fair weather drinkers come out and take up space in the bar line. Not my jam).…

  • #CraigslistAd

    I know I’ve been absent (sorry, man), but I’ve got a time-sensitive matter on my hands here… If any of you think that you could teach me how to successfully rent…

  • Took Ten Years Off Of My Life

    I wish you had all been here just now, when I was peeing and spotted a spider on the toilet paper roll right next to me. I won’t provide you all of…

  • Fall on the Farm

    Bevvy G here has been pretty quiet, partially because I didn’t want to blow it. It being the surprise Maude and I had planned for Smoke’s 60th birthday… which involved Bev…

  • A Heartfelt Thanks

    Smoke would like to extend a thank you to all of you who left a birthday comment here yesterday. For the record he actually even posted two comments yesterday, but they…

  • Shit

    Well, if you aren’t Facebook friends with Bev, shame on you then you missed the latest in the shitshow I call life.  I just knocked a fullllllllll glass of wine off…

  • Tip Your Hats to the Birthday Boy

    Well, guys, today is a big day in the Goldenstein family. Today marks the 60th birthday of the family patriarch. The man who started it all. The glue who holds it…

  • Good, Better, Best…

    Well, Bev had an unexpected day off today, due to an allergic reaction in my right eye. It wasn’t really painful, or any big deal at all really, but it looked…

  • Dyson

    What’s the first product you think of when you hear the word Dyson? Vacuum, right? Well, I just saw an ad for a Dyson hair dryer, and now this is all…

  • F.A.F.

    Well, conference college football season starts tomorrow, and Bev couldn’t be more excited. OK, I probably could if MyTeam had had a better start to the season, but I’m still pretty…