Kimmy K

Funny Animal Friday

Mayberry Moments

  • Tardy for the Party

    “Sorry I’m late, boss, I stayed up way too late watching Kim Kardashian’s Instagram live video on how to use her contour kit. And then I was doing Google research to…

  • Animal_Nut

    Well, guys, I really wanted to post this last Friday, but it turns out I was staying at a condo in the middle of nowhere, with no wifi. I didn’t even…

  • Bessie’s Bachelorette

    Bev took a long weekend and headed to somewhere in middle America to celebrate cousin Bessie. Bessie’s wedding is coming up and this weekend was her epic bachelorette bash. The weekend…

  • Bev’s Rental

    Did you guys know that they apparently still manufacture cars without cruise control? I don’t necessarily wanna talk about how I know this right now, but if you need me, I’ll…

  • A Night in the Life of Bevvy G

    Bev, upon first alarm in the morning: “Shit.” Bev, upon last alarm, and finally getting in the shower in the morning: “Ugh.” Bev, at 9:30 a.m. at work: “Jesus, I can’t…

  • Surprise!

    Guys, I have been busy as all hell the last two weeks (i.e.: I was celebrating the finalization of a big project at work, planned and executed two parties, had guests…

  • Mystery Woman on a Megaformer

    Is she some kind of badass who needs to wear gloves, or does she have hyperhidrosis, and she’s afraid to fall off the death machine onto her teeth? We’ll never know. -Bev…

  • A Special Beviversary

    Guys, today is a special day in the life of Beverly Goldenstein. Today marks the anniversary of two very special people in my life. The ones who gave me life.  Like,…

  • Spot Sue SUNDAY (get excited!)

    Aunt Sue is gunning for Smoke as most popular Bev feature. 2 hours later…. Well, Sue, the world wants to know- what’s in the mug? -Bev (and the Bevhive)…

  • Spot Sue Saturday: Special Edition

    Guys, remember Spot Sue Saturday? You know, where Uncle Bart incessantly takes pictures of Aunt Sue on vacation, and adds them all to Snapchat? If not, you can reminisce here, here,…