“Sorry I’m late, boss, I stayed up way too late watching Kim Kardashian’s Instagram live video on how to use her contour kit. And then I was doing Google research to…
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Well, guys, I really wanted to post this last Friday, but it turns out I was staying at a condo in the middle of nowhere, with no wifi. I didn’t even…
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Bev took a long weekend and headed to somewhere in middle America to celebrate cousin Bessie. Bessie’s wedding is coming up and this weekend was her epic bachelorette bash. The weekend…
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Did you guys know that they apparently still manufacture cars without cruise control? I don’t necessarily wanna talk about how I know this right now, but if you need me, I’ll…
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Bev, upon first alarm in the morning: “Shit.” Bev, upon last alarm, and finally getting in the shower in the morning: “Ugh.” Bev, at 9:30 a.m. at work: “Jesus, I can’t…
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Guys, I have been busy as all hell the last two weeks (i.e.: I was celebrating the finalization of a big project at work, planned and executed two parties, had guests…
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Is she some kind of badass who needs to wear gloves, or does she have hyperhidrosis, and she’s afraid to fall off the death machine onto her teeth? We’ll never know. -Bev…
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Guys, today is a special day in the life of Beverly Goldenstein. Today marks the anniversary of two very special people in my life. The ones who gave me life. Like,…
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Aunt Sue is gunning for Smoke as most popular Bev feature. 2 hours later…. Well, Sue, the world wants to know- what’s in the mug? -Bev (and the Bevhive)…
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Guys, remember Spot Sue Saturday? You know, where Uncle Bart incessantly takes pictures of Aunt Sue on vacation, and adds them all to Snapchat? If not, you can reminisce here, here,…