Guys. GUYS. I’m still here! I mean, I literally don’t know when I last logged in to this account, and by the looks of my site traffic, neither do you. But…

Oh, guys.  OH, GUYS. We’re up to Teacher Appreciation Week in the newspaper, and I just want to present this extremely ironic photo. The one that explains the misspelled quotes being…

This week’s STSS isn’t really a funny one, but we could all use a feel-good story every now and then, right? Well, enter, Frank B. Frank B., 80, left his home…

I’m going to take a short break in posting news from The Small Town Sentinel, because we’ve received a pot of gold from another nearby paper- this one a paper out…

March 22, 2018 and LOTS of goings-on in The Small Town Sentinel, guys! A West Falls school bus was involved in a traffic accident (no one was injured, thank goodness), two…

I thought I grew up in some kind of super safe, crime-free town. Turns out, the Mayberry area is as riddled with crime as some of our nation’s largest cities. I…

Hey guys- have you ever purchased a fresh box of wine, taken it on an 11-hour road trip, realized it was REALLY bad1, driven it back home 11 hours, returned it…

Lost sock gums up Swale’s waterworks Actual headline. A lost piece of laundry narrowly created a stinky situation in Swale last month, as reported during the Swale City Council’s regular meeting…

Remember yesterday’s missing chicken? I shit you not… within twenty minutes of my post yesterday, I received the following screen shot of a text conversation from Bessie. I can’t make this…

I know you guys in the BevHive love you some small town stories, and I’ve got a grip of ’em for you in the next few days/week. We’ll start off with…