Drunk Bev is generally pretty chill1, but last night she apparently got a wild hair, and set up a little scavenger hunt for Sober Bev2. Which is why it took me ten minutes to locate my contacts and solution (T.V. stand), toothbrush (kitchen counter), and makeup bag (on toilet- thankfully not in toilet) this morning.
Then I stopped and bought a coffee on my way to work solely because I assumed that coffee breath was better than stale booze breath for the new coworker I had to work closely with this morning.
-Bev
1That is… if you consider watching soldiers coming home videos, texting people she shouldn’t text, and downloading country music chill…
2Obviously, ‘Sober Bev’ actually means ‘Less Drunk Bev’.
2 Comments
Loretta
October 15, 2015 at 6:45 pmDrunk Bev sounds super fun. I love a good scavenger hunt. Not typically early in the morning on a work day, but otherwise, I’m in! Think she could come up with one for the class reunion?!
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October 15, 2015 at 6:45 pmShe might be making an appearance again tonight; I’ll ask her!