Wild Bev Hickok

I haven’t been struck with the urge to write much lately (other than when I went to Les Miserables a few weeks ago- I’ll fill y’all in on that soon) but I’m back in Mayberry for a bit, and this is where the living, breathing content resides.

MamaG recently got two cataracts repaired and asks me about four times a day if I have scheduled my first colonoscopy yet. 

Smoke got a knee replacement last week and is hobbling around rambling about being locked up in the hoosegow.

So, in between taking Double Cataracts to follow-up eye dilation appointments and driving New Knee McGee around on daily crop tours, I’m just out here shootin’ the gophers and rabbits who think they can just walk around snackin’ on MamaG’s garden and trying to resist the urge to email my doctor that my mom is up my ass about getting a colonoscopy. 

-Beverly “Shootin’ Gophers and Playin’ Chauffeur” Goldenstein

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    ONeill
    July 25, 2023 at 7:14 am

    Please get back to writing. Love my daily dose of your blog. WAY better than FB scrolling.

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      Bevvy G
      July 26, 2023 at 7:12 am

      Thanks, O’Neill! If only I knew your identity….

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    Petunia Smalls
    July 24, 2023 at 5:53 pm

    Schedule it for the 3rd- I have 3 “adult woman” appointments that day- we’ll make a day of it (i.e. get hella drunk afterward)

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      Bevvy G
      July 26, 2023 at 7:13 am

      I just might!

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    Erin
    July 24, 2023 at 1:59 pm

    Mama G is right – schedule it and think of it as a good cleanse. 😉 Hope you get all them dirty, rotten, stinky gophers!

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      Bevvy G
      July 26, 2023 at 7:13 am

      One gopher down!

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    Anonymous
    July 24, 2023 at 1:03 pm

    Home test v colonoscopy. I say yes. It’s rough but it wins overall.

    Poor mama g and her eyeballs. Kisses on her eyes.

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      Anonymous
      July 26, 2023 at 7:15 am

      HOME COLONOSCOPY TESTS??? IS THIS YOU, MARCELLA?

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    MamaG
    July 24, 2023 at 12:38 pm

    Thank you Jean! Appreciate the backup on the colonoscopy!

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    Anonymous
    July 24, 2023 at 12:05 pm

    This is the Best!!!

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    Jean
    July 24, 2023 at 11:09 am

    Glad they’re on the way to feeling better. And yes, please get a colonoscopy.

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      Bevvy G
      July 26, 2023 at 7:15 am

      Oh, I will, I will, Jean!! I hope your knee is healing nicely!

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